‘ULEZ the Truth’s Out’ is a brilliantly hilarious Anti-ULEZ Anti-Sadiq Khan parody song set to the tune of Who Let The Dogs Out!
A multi-talented petrolhead friend of mine back in Dubai is an engineer, businessman, adventurer, photographer, journalist and is actively part of the motorsports scene in the region. It now turns out, he has another astonishing skill – song-writing! From afar, the concerned citizen has been closely following all my ULEZ expansion content, and was inspired enough to pen an anti-ULEZ / anti-Sadiq Khan song written to the tune of the Baha Men song from 2000: ‘Who Let the Dogs Out!’ I suggest you read Tim Ansell’s amazing lyrics, with the song playing – it’s brilliant!
ULEZ the truth’s out
Written and copyright claimed by Tim Ansell, Dubai, UAE, 1st March 2023
ULEZ the truth’s out
Who, spent all the dough?
ULEZ the truth’s out
You, spent all the dough
ULEZ the truth’s out
Well, the Mayor was broke, inflation was jumpin’
Sadiq I owe
Coffers empty down City hall
Sadiq I owe
Mayor says let’s make an expansion
Sadiq I owe
One that’s that’s based on no facts at all
Sadiq I owe
I heard a woman shout out
ULEZ the truth’s out
Who, spent all the dough?
ULEZ the truth’s out
You, spent all the dough
ULEZ the truth’s out
The statisticians had a ball
‘Cos they really lyin’ to ya
No advantage, no good impact
Get back Mayor to ya bankrupt hall
Got their hackles up in Bexley and Bromley
Sadiq I owe
In Hillingdon and round M25
Up in Harrow
But they tell me, “Hey, we’re plannin’ your future”
Nowhere to go
You put you money up front and we steal it from behind
I heard woman shout out
ULEZ the truth’s out
Who, spent all the dough?
ULEZ the truth’s out
You, spent all the dough
ULEZ the truth’s out
ULEZ the truth’s out
Who, spent all the dough?
ULEZ the truth’s out
You, spent all the dough
ULEZ the truth’s out
See, a Mayor is nuttin’ if the money all gone
All Mayors want your cash, all Mayors hold it
The Mayor is sometin’ but your car is all gone
All Mayors want your cash, all Mayors hold it
ULEZ the truth’s out
Who, spent all the dough?
ULEZ the truth’s out
You, spent all the dough
ULEZ the truth’s out
ULEZ the truth’s out
Who, spent all the dough?
ULEZ the truth’s out
You, spent all the dough
ULEZ the truth’s out
The statisticians had a ball
‘Cos they really lyin’ to ya
No advantage, no good impact
Get back Mayor to ya bankrupt hall
Well, if you have a car, the party is on
You gotta make a move else the damn ‘ting gone
Do you see the steam, coming from my ears
The Mayor wanna take the car I’m usin’ it for years
He doesn’t care it hurts
He’s don’t know it’s worth, any money will do
Watch your back baby ‘cos he coming for you
‘Cause he’s the man with a scam
When they see him they say? Who?
ULEZ the truth’s out
Who, spent all the dough?
ULEZ the truth’s out
You, spent all the dough
ULEZ the truth’s out
ULEZ the truth’s out
Who, spent all the dough? (Sadiq I owe)
ULEZ the truth’s out
You, spent all the dough (Sadiq I owe)
ULEZ the truth’s out
ULEZ the truth’s out
Who, spent all the dough? (Sadiq I owe)
ULEZ the truth’s out
You, spent all the dough (Sadiq I owe)
ULEZ the truth’s out
Brown Car Guy 
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