By the Car Seize Thiefs – AKA Tim Ansell!
Tim Ansell has been writing Anti-ULEZ songs – see the previous one (set to the tune of ‘Who Let the Dogs Out?’ here) and now this latest offering – ‘Every Day You’re Ranting ’bout ULEZ’. This one is set to ‘Everyday I Love You Less and Less’ by Kaiser Chiefs. I suggest you read Tim Ansell’s amazing lyrics, with the song playing – hilarious!
Every Day You’re Ranting ‘bout ULEZ
By the Car Seize Thiefs
Written and copyright claimed by Tim Ansell, Dubai, UAE. 3rd March 2023. Except the bits the Kaiser Chiefs can rightfully claim! (I predict a riot….)
Every day you’re ranting ‘bout ULEZ
It’s clear to see that you’ve become obsessed
You love to get your picture in the press
But every claim you make is just B.S.
While every day I’m making less and less
You’re snatching all our cash to puff your chest
The TfL report says it’s a mess
It’s all a pack of lies, so just confess
B.S. ULEZ
I know, I’m weary of it all
I’m sick, I’m tired, of London City Hall
Corrupt, I see, a rat upon a throne
Aloof, remote, indifferent to the bone
Oh yes I’m stressed, it’s doin’ in my head
I say, to you, go F. U. L. E. Zed
Oh, and my parents can’t pay
Oh, and my girlfriend won’t pay
Every day you’re ranting ‘bout ULEZ
I can’t believe once people voted Yes
It makes me sick to think that you impressed
Just understand that thousands now protest
The man, the plan, the scam that is ULEZ
You’re turning into something I detest
The TfL report says it’s a mess
It’s all a pack of lies, so just confess
B.S. ULEZ
I know, I’m weary of it all
I’m sick, I’m tired, of London City Hall
Corrupt, I see, a rat upon a throne
Aloof, remote, indifferent to the bone
Oh yes I’m stressed, it’s doin’ in my head
I say, to you, go F. U. L. E. Zed
Oh, and my parents can’t pay
Oh, and my girlfriend won’t pay
Oh, you demand their money
Oh, and you think that’s funny
Oh, and my parents can’t pay
Oh, and my girlfriend won’t pay
Oh, you demand their money
Oh, and you think that’s funny
Brown Car Guy 