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A fictional all-action political thriller (The ULEZ Files) which has had tremendous reviews on Amazon (and accurately predicted Pay-Per-Mile); a collection of 13 short stories I’ve written over 20 years – covering cars, sci-fi and the human condition (Quantum Races); plus how to do, what I do – a semi-autobiographical guide to becoming a car journalist and influencer (How to be an Automotive Content Creator). Buy them on Amazon or read on Kindle Unlimited now!

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2026 MG4 EV XPower Review – 434bhp Electric Hot Hatch for £33,995

All-wheel drive, 0-62mph in 3.8 seconds and hot hatch money – the updated MG4 EV XPower might just be the biggest performance bargain in Britain

There was a time when 0-62mph in under four seconds was the preserve of Italian exotics, Porsche Turbo badges and something with at least eight cylinders and a bank manager on speed dial. Now, apparently, it is the domain of a five-door electric hatchback wearing an MG badge and priced from £33,995. To put that 3.8-second sprint into context, the next closest mainstream EV to get you there as quickly is something like a Volvo EX30 Twin Motor at 3.6 seconds – and that will cost you roughly £10,000 more.

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Billionaires, Colonisation & the Grenadier – Shortsighted or Shenanigans?

When Sir Jim Ratcliffe talks immigration, unemployment and “colonisation”, it exposes the hypocrisy at the heart of the modern global elite

A few days ago, headlines were dominated by Sir Jim Ratcliffe, co-owner of Manchester United. Founder and driving force behind the INEOS Grenadier, the same INEOS that is also part-owner of the Mercedes F1 team, and, oh, by the way, he is one of the richest men in Britain. His estimated net worth hovers around £17 billion, according to recent Rich Lists. This Knight of the Realm made remarks suggesting the UK was being “colonised” by immigrants. He referenced unemployment, claimed nine million people were on benefits, and linked immigration levels to economic strain.

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Lord of the Flies Is Back on TV – But Was Golding Completely Wrong?

A real-world Lord of the Flies event and modern science both suggest that Golding’s darkest assumption about us may have been profoundly mistaken

Whenever Lord of the Flies resurfaces, as it now has with a dramatic new television serialisation, we are invited to revisit the same bleak conclusion: scratch the surface of civilisation and out spills the savage. Remove teachers, police, governments, parents, and apparently we revert to painted faces, sharpened sticks, and ritual murder before it’s coconut milk time.

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Can You Get Intimate in Your Car on Valentine’s Day… Legally?

Before you steam up the windows this Valentine’s Day, here’s what UK driving law actually says about car romance, careless driving, and those awkward police knock moments

Valentine’s Day. The one evening of the year when restaurants are overbooked, hotel prices are outrageous, roses are in short supply, and otherwise sensible adults suddenly decide the most romantic place on earth is the back seat of a hatchback in a dimly lit supermarket car park. But it that actually legally allowed? Before you head out tonight, watch the full breakdown below – because it could save your blushes, and what feels harmless and romantic could, in certain circumstances, fall under careless driving, public order offences, or Highway Code breaches.

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MG4 EV Urban Review – Same Name, Completely Different Car

MG launches the MG4 EV Urban alongside the existing MG4 EV, but this is no mere trim level – it’s a bigger, cheaper, more practical front-wheel drive electric hatch with a very different mission

The MG4 EV has, in a remarkably short period of time, become one of the most significant electric cars in the UK market. It accounts for a substantial chunk of MG’s sales, has won multiple awards, and proved that an affordable rear-wheel drive electric hatchback with genuine driver appeal could exist outside of premium price brackets. And now, MG has done something curious. It has launched another car… also called MG4 EV.

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Geely Starray EM-i UK Launch & First Drive Review

Big Tech, Big Range, Surprisingly Cheap

Geely has launched its second model into the UK market, and this time it is not electric. The Starray EM-i arrives as a plug-in hybrid SUV with up to 84 miles of electric range, 618 miles combined range, and prices starting from £29,990. I attended the UK launch, filmed the full presentation, and took it for a quick first drive. Here is everything you need to know.

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The UK Is Punishing Drivers for Keeping Old Cars Alive

A tax system that claims to be green is quietly punishing drivers for preserving perfectly usable older cars – and the contradictions are impossible to ignore.

There is something deeply, almost comically broken about a system that tells you to consume less, waste less, and think about the planet, while simultaneously financially penalising you for keeping a perfectly usable car on the road. Yet that is precisely where the UK finds itself today. If you own an older car, a modern classic, or even a relatively ordinary early-2000s performance saloon, you may now be paying more in Vehicle Excise Duty (VED) than someone who has just driven out of a showroom in a brand-new supercar costing six figures. That isn’t hyperbole. It’s arithmetic. And it exposes the sheer lack of joined-up thinking in modern motoring policy.

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UK VED Road Tax Changes for 2026 Explained

The £5,690 VED Shock, Modern Classics Trap & Why No Car Is Safe Anymore

From April 2026, the cost of owning a car in the UK shifts again. Not with a single dramatic ban or headline-grabbing announcement, but with a carefully calibrated set of Vehicle Excise Duty changes that, taken together, tell a very clear story. A story about who is being nudged. Who is being punished. And who, increasingly, is being priced out. In this piece, I’m going to walk you through every major UK road tax (VED) change coming in April 2026, using the actual Treasury tables, not speculation, not press-release gloss, and not the usual “this only affects rich people” dismissal. Because it doesn’t.

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Car Crime in the UK Is Out of Control – Here’s How to Protect Yourself

Car crime in Britain has quietly evolved from high-end vehicle theft into something far more widespread, mundane and unsettling – and if you drive, it almost certainly affects you

Let me start with a statistic that should stop every UK motorist mid-scroll. According to the latest RAC researchone in four UK drivers has been the victim of car crime in the past twelve months. Not one in four luxury car owners. Not one in four people who park badly or leave laptops on their seats. One in four drivers, full stop. And if you live in a town or a city, it gets worse. In urban areas, nearly half of all motorists report some form of vehicle crime.

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BrownCarGuy January 2026 Round-Up

From daily-driven EV roadsters to AI policing, vanishing bargains and why driving now feels fundamentally different

January usually eases us into the year. A reset. A breather.

Instead, 2026 arrived with a quiet tightening of screws. New rules slipped in without fanfare. Algorithms began judging drivers. Affordable cars continued their slow extinction. And beneath it all sat an uncomfortable realisation – driving isn’t being banned, it’s being redesigned until it barely resembles what we grew up with.

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