Know any good automotive jokes – send them through to me!
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Car Buying Advice from the Brown Car Guy – just a fun bit of animation
Just a bit of fun. Hope you enjoy it. Car buying advice and guidance, motoring news, industry expert, automotive guru – I try to answer as many messages as possible, feel free to get in touch if I can help.
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Have you been taking part in my YouTube polls?
Which Batmobile would you drive if you were Batman. Which you’re not. Because I’m the Batman. Obviously.
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Gwadar Rally 2021, Pakistan
The most dramatic finish to a rally stage ever?! 😲🤦🏽♂️ And kudos for still getting it through the gate 🤣
Continue reading “Most Dramatic Rally Finish Ever!”The Most Hated Car Drivers!
Here are the top 14 marques the drivers of which get little if any love on our streets
Who are the most hated car drivers on Britain’s roads? Here’s the top 14 from research by MoneyBarn and it may surprise, but it probably won’t. Still it’s worth watching to find out which makes of cars the remaining hated drivers are behind the wheel of. Do you agree? What are your most hated drivers? Tell us in the comments below! Source: https://www.moneybarn.com/blog/latest-motor-news/driver-perceptions/
Continue reading “The Most Hated Car Drivers!”Bored!! Going Live While Charging an EV [with Partha Srinivasan]
Things got a bit silly when I went InstaLive yesterday
After recording the drive section of my review of the all-electric Peugeot E-208, I had obviously depleted the mileage range. I decided to give it a full charge. That meant sitting in the Morrison’s car park at a Genie Point charger for an hour. So I went live online. And ended up with a guest – my good buddy Partha in India.
Continue reading “Bored!! Going Live While Charging an EV [with Partha Srinivasan]”Top 10 Arguments while Learning to Drive [Enacted!]
I reenact the top bust-ups while learning to drive with my daughter Leena!
Lockdown has left learner drivers taking driving lessons with relatives, which can be fraught with friction! Here the top 10 arguments while learning to drive – which I’ve enacted with my daughter Leena Amani – based on research from Veygo.
Continue reading “Top 10 Arguments while Learning to Drive [Enacted!]”PopBangColour Draws my 1984 Celica Supra [while we talk Toyota]
I get drawn and talk about getting into trouble with Toyotas
Ian Banu-Cook of PopBangColour draws me and my 1984 Celica Supra as I remember back to the early 90s when I had this car, and we talk Toyota past and present.
Continue reading “PopBangColour Draws my 1984 Celica Supra [while we talk Toyota]”BrownCarGuy – Is It Racist?
In my latest Bulletin piece I tackle institutional racism in my own industry
Racism – I tell you what it is, how it’s done and where you can get some. Plus how to install it in your car. Actually none of that is true…. well most of it’s not true. But there will be a bit of race in this discourse, and I don’t mean on the track… or the road for that matter.
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A peek at some passages from a novel I’m working on – for more check out my Patreon!
1.1 Supercar Sheikha
The tall statuesque girl stood majestically by the side of the road. A blowing shamal pressed the thin almost sheer black robe against her body, revealing her voluptuous contours, crevices and peaks and implanting a suggestion, in the minds of those that might already be predisposed to such illicit fantasies (in other words they have a dirty mind), that she was perhaps devoid of any additional garments beneath. The chiffon veil masking the lower part of her face tantalisingly stretched over a full pair of lips perfectly formed into just enough of a parted pout that it was sensual and not laughable. Between that and the billowing head scarf, all that was revealed of her face were dark jewel-like eyes shining fiercely and framed by perfectly contoured eyebrows.
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