Fantasy fan-fiction of sorts! 😂😂😂
The Bridge of the USS Enterprise. Captain Kirk is in his chair, flipping through a digital report on BrownCarGuy. Spock stands beside him, peering over his shoulder. Dr. McCoy enters the scene.
Kirk: “Gentlemen, take a look at this. BrownCarGuy. He’s boldly going where few have gone before in… the field of… automotive journalism.”
McCoy: “Automotive journalism? Jim, we’re in the 23rd century. Why are we reading about 21st-century cars?”
Spock: “Doctor, it is illogical to dismiss historical information. The cultural and technological evolution of a species can be quite enlightening. This ‘BrownCarGuy’ provides a unique perspective on terrestrial transportation history.”
Kirk: “Exactly, Spock. It’s not just about cars. It’s about passion… innovation. This guy… he… he connects with people, tells stories… It’s fascinating.”
Spock: “Captain, may I remind you; that’s my line.”
McCoy: “Jim, I’m a doctor, not a car salesman! But I suppose there’s a certain charm to looking back at how things used to be.”
Spock: “Indeed, Doctor. His analysis is quite logical, presenting data and personal insight in a manner that is both informative and engaging.”
Kirk: “He’s got a way with… words. Makes you feel like you’re right there with him… behind the wheel of these classic machines.”
McCoy: “Well, as long as he’s not driving one of those things on the ship, I’ll take a look. Who knows, I might even learn something.”
Kirk looks at McCoy, as if he has given him an idea.
Kirk: ‘Bones, you’re a genius… not on the ship no, but… the ship… itself! Brown Car Guy reviews… the Starship Enterprise!”
McCoy: “My God Man! That’s the craziest idea you’ve had yet!”
Kirk looks over at Spock
Spock: “I will begin computations for time warp Captain.”
McCoy: “Now wait just a damn minute!”
External. Enterprise in orbit over Earth. The year is 2023.
just a bit of fun inspired by this image edit done by Damien Jennings Photography
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