There May be trouble ahead…

Crazy news day! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Teresa May doubles down on dancing despite already having proved the impossible – that there is actually a worst dancer than me in existence. I’m not a May fan, but gotta give her credit for shaking her… well forearms rather awkwardly. Oh and by the way Austerity is over, apparently. Whoopee! Meanwhile Brexit, the out-of-control locomotive with no brakes is still racing towards the immovable no-deal final stop. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Over on the other side of the Atlantic, and like the British PM, the Orange One also topped his own past performances – such as when he mocked a disabled reporter – by outrageously mocking Dr Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony, despite already having stated that she was a ‘very credible witness’. And yet some Democrats now want Kavanaugh sworn-in quickly as they see their ratings plummet – hey wot now?! Does not compute. ๐Ÿค”

Oh, and Motor Shows are officially dead as tumbleweed blows through the news feed from what used to be one of the most crucial car exhibitions in the world – the Paris Motorshow – punctuated only by an occasional 3-Series picking its way through the bleached bones of old concept cars, and the faint echoes of muted gasps when manufacturers used to surprise us with an awesome new car reveal, immediately followed by another car maker taking the covers of an even more extraordinary reveal. ๐Ÿ™

Making sense of the world is harder than ever because the world makes no sense. So perhaps May does have the right idea – screw it: let’s face the music and dance! ๐Ÿ˜‚


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