Imagine the scenario. You’re in the clothes section of Carrefour supermarket in Mirdif City Centre in Dubai. You have picked a skirt off the rack and suddenly you see the right woman. You stop her with barely an ‘excuse me please’ and before she’s even had a chance to respond you stick the aforementioned skirt directly right up against her waste to size it up and see if it looks okay.
Catridgegate Scandal!
I’ve just uncovered a conspiracy by the United States. Actually it’s by HP, but that’s an American company, so we’ll just blame an entire nation for the deviousness of a cunning corporation – seems to be the usual approach.

