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For years, we’ve been told that driving is becoming safer, smarter, and more regulated, but what if the next phase isn’t about enforcement at all, at least not in the traditional sense, and instead marks a shift towards something far more pervasive, far more subtle, and arguably far more consequential for the everyday motorist?
So, I recently did what many EV evangelists will tell you is absolutely fine, totally normal, and nothing to worry about… I drove an electric vehicle from London to Bristol and back. Now before anyone sharpens their pitchforks or plugs in their keyboards to type an angry comment, let me say this upfront: this is not an anti-EV rant.
I like EVs. I really do. Around town, they’re brilliant – smooth, quiet, effortless, and occasionally smug. But take them out of their natural habitat and onto the open motorway, and suddenly things get… interesting. Let me walk you through what actually happens.
Our roads right now look like grey apple crumble. I’m not exaggerating. There are more craters on a typical UK high street than on the entire surface of the moon, and yet we – the long-suffering, tax-paying, suspension-replacing motorists of this sceptred isle – are shelling out a small nation’s GDP just for the privilege of driving across them.
For what feels like a decade, Euro 7 has existed in that strange automotive limbo between prophecy and panic. Depending on which headline you read, it was either the final nail in the coffin of the internal combustion engine or a bureaucratic overreach that would make new cars unaffordable and wipe diesel off the map overnight. Now, however, the speculation phase is over. The final Euro 7 emissions regulations are confirmed, the implementation dates are set, and November 2026 is no longer some distant abstraction. It is eight months away.
Tomorrow, something unusual happens. Lent begins for Christians. Ramadan begins for Muslims. Two great traditions, drawn from different scriptures, different histories, different spiritual traditions – and yet arriving on our calendars almost side by side. Both are seasons of restraint. Of discipline. Of reflection. Of giving something up. And so I want to suggest something radical.
Valentine’s Day. The one evening of the year when restaurants are overbooked, hotel prices are outrageous, roses are in short supply, and otherwise sensible adults suddenly decide the most romantic place on earth is the back seat of a hatchback in a dimly lit supermarket car park. But it that actually legally allowed? Before you head out tonight, watch the full breakdown below – because it could save your blushes, and what feels harmless and romantic could, in certain circumstances, fall under careless driving, public order offences, or Highway Code breaches.
The MG4 EV has, in a remarkably short period of time, become one of the most significant electric cars in the UK market. It accounts for a substantial chunk of MG’s sales, has won multiple awards, and proved that an affordable rear-wheel drive electric hatchback with genuine driver appeal could exist outside of premium price brackets. And now, MG has done something curious. It has launched another car… also called MG4 EV.
From April 2026, the cost of owning a car in the UK shifts again. Not with a single dramatic ban or headline-grabbing announcement, but with a carefully calibrated set of Vehicle Excise Duty changes that, taken together, tell a very clear story. A story about who is being nudged. Who is being punished. And who, increasingly, is being priced out. In this piece, I’m going to walk you through every major UK road tax (VED) change coming in April 2026, using the actual Treasury tables, not speculation, not press-release gloss, and not the usual “this only affects rich people” dismissal. Because it doesn’t.
Let me start with a statistic that should stop every UK motorist mid-scroll. According to the latest RAC research, one in four UK drivers has been the victim of car crime in the past twelve months. Not one in four luxury car owners. Not one in four people who park badly or leave laptops on their seats. One in four drivers, full stop. And if you live in a town or a city, it gets worse. In urban areas, nearly half of all motorists report some form of vehicle crime.
Some motoring moments make you laugh later. Others make you stop and think, hang on… something’s not right here. In this episode of BCG Therapy Podcast, a near-disaster involving a DeLorean nearly disappearing into a trench at a luxury hotel in Dubai with actual Star Wars Stormtroopers watching, and a glamorous Aston Martin that would take on Spectre but was defeated by a British pothole spark a much bigger conversation about modern motoring – and why driving increasingly feels stacked against the very people doing it.
