UK’s 2024 Car Census REVEALED

Top 10 Most Popular Cars, Colours, and Fuels in the UK

The latest SMMT Motorparc data has just landed – and it paints a fascinating picture of what’s going on out on the roads of Blighty. Spoiler alert: we’re not all silently gliding around in futuristic electric cars just yet. In fact, Britain remains firmly attached to its old bangers, diesel vans, and distinctly dreary colour palette. So let’s pop the bonnet on the real state of UK motoring in 2024 and see what the numbers tell us…

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UK Softens the ZEV Mandate

Hope for petrolheads? Or too little, too late?

So then – the UK Government did blink. Slightly. If you’ve been following the Zero Emission Vehicle (ZEV) Mandate saga, you’ll know that the government has been under pressure from both industry and motorists. And now, as of 9 April 2025, they’ve announced a set of updates that – while not exactly revolutionary – do soften the blow. A bit. Kind of. Maybe.

But let’s be clear – they haven’t scrapped the ZEV Mandate. That was never really on the cards. However, these changes might just buy a little more time for carmakers, dealers, and drivers who aren’t quite ready to go fully electric. Let’s break it down.

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REVIEW: Renault 5 E-Tech

Is this the Coolest Electric Car of 2025? And at UNDER £23k!!

I don’t often say this about electric cars, but I’ve been waiting to try this one for a while. Ever since Renault first dropped images of a retro-fabulous concept that looked like it’d teleported straight from a 1970s disco into a new Star Trek movie (The Roads of Khan!), I’ve been itching to tickle its torque and see if the drive matches the desire.

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Have I Sold Out to EVs? What Real Car Fans Need to Know

Accusations are sparking debate, so it’s time to set the record straight

Apparently, I’ve sold my soul to the Shaitan of the socket, the Devil of DC current, the archdemon of amperes! That’s what some people in the comments section of my YouTube channel have taken to ranting about.

Why? Because I’ve committed blasphemy, done the unthinkable, driven the undrivable… yes… I’ve reviewed electric cars. Shock, horror… and more SHOCK! Like, put me in the electric chair level SHOCK!

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Pothole Solution: Supersized Car Tax?

Plan to Fix Potholes by Taxing Drivers Off the Road?!

Potholes. They’re everywhere. Frankly, we’ve had enough. But the latest proposed “solution” to Britain’s ever-worsening road surface scandal? Tax bigger cars more. More tax?! Yes, really. According to campaigners and reports out today, drivers of larger vehicles – think SUVs and family-sized motors – should be taxed more heavily to help pay for pothole repairs. The logic? “Supersized cars = supersized damage.” Well, forgive me for not buying it.

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2025 MG S5 EV Review

Bigger, Faster, Smarter – But Is It Better?

A new affordable electric SUV that’s more refined and packed with greater tech than its predecessor, the all-new MG S5 EV is essentially the replacement for the best-selling MG ZS EV. The S5 EV steps up the game in terms of style, performance, and practicality – while still offering astonishing value – so should it be on your shortlist?

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UK to Enforce 19 EU Driving Rules

You Voted Brexit for THIS?! Should’ve just stayed in!

So, we left the EU. Regardless of where you stood on Brexit – whether you were marching in the streets waving a Union Jack or rolling your eyes at the telly – the idea was simple, right? Take back control. No more Brussels telling us what to do. But now, in an almost Monty Python-esque twist, it seems EU motoring laws are quietly creeping back in through the exhaust pipe.

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